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Wife vs Job

Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job will still suck.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Work & Office Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

Research Paper Excuses

A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research project be turned in on time. He said there were only two acceptable excuses for late projects: 1) A certified medical excuse, or 2) A death in the student's immediate family.
A smart-ass student raised his hand and asked, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" As expected, this caused an explosion of laughter.
After the class had settled down, the professor froze the student with a glaring look and said, "Well, in that case, I guess you would just have to learn how to write with your other hand."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , School Jokes (College Jokes)
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Anonymous

LIttle Suzzie in School

Little Suzie goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Suzie waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Suzie, what is your multi-syllable word?" Suzie says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Suzie, that's a mouthful." Suzie replies, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a bl*wjob."

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At School) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Submitted BY: Rodderiqus11