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Postal Scare

I scared the postman today by showing up to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more, the fact that I was naked or that I knew where he lived

Categories: Sex Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Profession Jokes (Postal Worker Jokes)
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Boca Chica to Chicago

A seasoned SpaceX CMO boarded his United flight from KBRO and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman coming down the aisle. He soon realized she was heading for the seat next to him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled, and said, "Business. The annual Sexual Education Convention in Chicago." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen, sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for sex education! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really," he said. "What kind of myths?" "Well," she explained. "One popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait." "Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry", she said. "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name." "Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl)
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Raggedy Anne and Pinnochio

Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toy pen?
A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's  face saying, "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Categories: Funny Nursery Rhymes , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Riddles
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