School Jokes

Cold Class

Q: What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
A: Snow and Tell.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Weather Jokes (Snow / Blizzard Jokes) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes)
Anonymous

Prize Convertible

There was this boy in high school that was what you would consider a nerd. Anyway he had his own lab in the basement of his home and one night he came up and said, "Dad look what I made." So he poured a flask of fluid into a pot of soil and instantly grass started to grow.
Of course his dad was really impressed with this and asked his son if he can make something to make his penis grow.
His son thought for a minute and said that if he did then dad would have to buy him a convertible. Dad agreed.
The next night the son came out of the basement and gave his dad a vial. The next morning his father came to him and told him that he had something to show him. They went to the front yard and the boy saw a cherry red ferrari.
The son looked at his dad and said, "I only asked for a convertible."
The dad replied, "The convertible is in the garage. The Ferrari is from your mother."

Categories: Sex Jokes , School Jokes (High School Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Anonymous

Little Johnny and the School Play

Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines to practice: "Hark! A pistol shot! There lies a lady with hope in her soul. I think I'll snatch a kiss and run into the forest. By William Shakespeare. "Little Johnny practiced and practiced and did the lines perfectly every time. The night of the play it was his turn to speak. This is what he said: "Hark! A pigeon shit! There lies a lady with soap in her hole. I think I'll kiss her snatch and run into the forest. By William Snakeshit... Horseshit... Oh, shit! I didn't want to be in this damn play anyway!"

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At School) , School Jokes
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