Light Bulb - Grad Students

Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.

Experience Counts

One day the manager of a brokers’ firm walks past a new employee counting put and call slips. The guy does it faster than anyone he has ever seen. “That’s amazing,” says the manager. “Where did you learn to count like that?” “Yale,” answers the employee. “Yale? I don’t believe it. I went to Yale too. What’s your name?” “Yimmy Yohnson,” says the employee.

Blatant Racial Discrimination

In a kindergarten in California, a teacher asks three children what they do after recess. The teacher asks Sally what she did at recess. Sally said she played in the sandbox. The teacher says "If you can spell 'sand' on the blackboard, I'll give you a cookie." Sally spells sand and gets her cookie. The teacher then asks Tim what he did during recess. He said he played in the sandbox with Sally. The teacher says "If you can spell 'box' on the blackboard, I'll give you a cookie." He spells box and gets his cookie. The teacher then asks Mohammad what he did at recess. He said he tried to play with Sally and Tim in the sandbox, but they threw stones at him. The teacher says, "That sounds like blatant racial discrimination to me. Okay, if you can spell 'blatant racial discrimination' on the blackboard I'll give you a cookie."