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The best jokes and joke writers!

Cold Topper

Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads?

A: Ice caps !

Snow Cash

Q: Where does the snowman get his money?

A: From the snow bank.

Yo Mama - Dandruff

Yo mama has so much dandruff when she scratches her head people are like, "Dang, is it winter already?"

The Blonde Snowman

Q: How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman?

A: Because you have to hollow out the head!

Snowman Transport

Q: How does a Snowman get to work?

A: By icicle.