The Blonde Snowman
Q: How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman?
A: Because you have to hollow out the head!
Q: How does a Snowman get to work?
A: By icicle.
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Q: What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
A: Snow and Tell.
Q: What sort of ball doesn't bounce?
A: A snowball!