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Redneck Tornado

Q: What do tornados and a redneck divorce have in common?

A: Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!

Yo Mama - Dandruff

Yo mama has so much dandruff when she scratches her head people are like, "Dang, is it winter already?"

Cold Class

Q: What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?

A: Snow and Tell.

Cold in Boston

I just got off the phone with a friend who lives in Massachusetts.  He said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling.  The temperature is -32 and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. The wind chill is -59.  His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare.

He told me that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in!

Cold Milk

Q: What do you call an Eskimo cow?

A: An Eskimoo!