Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?
Q: How did the tree feel in the spring?
Coconut & Hurricane
Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut?
A: Hold on to your nuts, it's going to be a hell of a blow job!
Yo Mama - Dandruff
Yo mama has so much dandruff when she scratches her head people are like, "Dang, is it winter already?"
Q: What do tornados and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!