Q: What do tornados and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!
Q: What is a hurricane?
A: Mother nature doing the twist!
Yo Mama - Dandruff
Yo mama has so much dandruff when she scratches her head people are like, "Dang, is it winter already?"
The Blonde Snowman
Q: How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman?
A: Because you have to hollow out the head!
Q: How did the tree feel in the spring?