The Blonde Snowman
Q: How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman?
A: Because you have to hollow out the head!
Q: When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
A: When it's raining cats and dogs!
Q: How does a Snowman get to work?
A: By icicle.
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Q: How did the tree feel in the spring?