Yo Mama - Dandruff
Yo mama has so much dandruff when she scratches her head people are like, "Dang, is it winter already?"
Q: How do snowmen travel around?
A: By iceicle!
Four Things Have in Common
Q: What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
A: They are four ways you can lose your house!
Q: What do tornados and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!
The Blonde Snowman
Q: How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman?
A: Because you have to hollow out the head!