Q: What do tornados and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!
Q: What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
A: Snow and Tell.
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Four Things in Common
Q: What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
A: They are four ways you can lose your house!
Tornado in Minneapolis
Q: Where do you go in Minneapolis in case of a tornado?
A: To the Metrodome - there's never a touchdown!