Q: What do tornados and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!
Yo Mama - Dandruff
Yo mama has so much dandruff when she scratches her head people are like, "Dang, is it winter already?"
Q: What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
A: Snow and Tell.
Cold in Boston
I just got off the phone with a friend who lives in Massachusetts. He said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is -32 and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. The wind chill is -59. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare.
He told me that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in!
Q: What do you call an Eskimo cow?
A: An Eskimoo!