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Ice Cream 101

Q: Where do you learn to make ice cream?

A: Sundae school.

Better Grade

Q: Why did the student wear eye-glasses in math class?

A: It improved DiVision !

Fish

Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.

A: Because they travel in schools.

Cold Class

Q: What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?

A: Snow and Tell.

Move Your Cars Please.

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school intercom:  "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing."

Twenty minutes later there was another announcement:  "Will the twelve hundred students who went to move 26 cars please return to class."