Religion Jokes

Start Simple

Q: Why did God invent a man first?
A: He wanted to start with something simple.

Anonymous

So She Would Love You

Man says to God, "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says, "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "Why did you make her so dumb?" God replies, "So she would love you."

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Anonymous

Sunday School

The Priest started his Sunday school class with a question, “Who knows what a Resurrection is?”
Without missing a beat a young boy says, “If you have one lasting more than 4 hours call your doctor.”      

Submitted BY: RichK