First Black Man

Q: What did God say when he made the first black man?
A: "Damn, I burnt one."

White and Black

Q: What's the difference between white Jew and black Jew?
A: One sits further back in the chamber.

Is Eve an African?

Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!