Religion Jokes

Pedophile at Heavens Gates

A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He's stopped at the pearly gates by St. Peter, who is really miffed: "You swine. How can you have the audacity to try and enter heaven after you have lead such a perverted, ungodly life. Do you think you have a snowballs chance in hell of meeting god?" "Fuck God... I'm after the baby Jesus."

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Anonymous

Black Convert

Q: Why did the black man convert to Catholicism?
A: So he could finally have a father.

Anonymous

Jewish Homosexual

Q: What do you call a Jewish homosexual?
A: A He-blew.

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Submitted BY: tddorosh