Religion Jokes

First Black Man

Q: What did God say when he made the first black man?
A: "Damn, I burnt one."

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Anonymous

Is Eve an African?

Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!

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Submitted BY: Kwame

Rabbi Perks

Q: What's the best part about being a Rabbi?
A: You get to keep the tips.

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Submitted BY: jel562