Religion Jokes

Garden of Eden Limerick

In the Garden of Eden stood Adam
With his hand in the crack of his madam.
It filled him with mirth
'Cause on this whole earth,
There were only two balls and he had 'em.

Categories: Religion Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
Anonymous

Jewish Circumcision

Q: What's the difference between a circumcision and a crucifixion?
A: In a crucifixion, they throw away the whole Jew.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Jesus Jokes)
Anonymous

Blonde and Horse Brain Cells

Q: Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses?
A: So they don't crap on the street during parades!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes) , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous