Relationship Jokes

What If

My wife asked me if I'd ever thought about what my life would be like if we hadn't met.
I told her that I hadn't. Well, I don't want to depress myself.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Half-Bird

Getting fed up of my girlfriend's speech impediment. She asked me to thaw the chicken that was in the freezer, then got pissed off when I cut it in half.

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Insider Trading

My friend said he loves his prostitute girlfriend for what's inside her.
So do about 200 other men.

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Written By: KielPhillips