Relationship Jokes

Half-Bird

Getting fed up of my girlfriend's speech impediment. She asked me to thaw the chicken that was in the freezer, then got pissed off when I cut it in half.

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NY Times Ad

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Anonymous

Insider Trading

My friend said he loves his prostitute girlfriend for what's inside her.
So do about 200 other men.

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