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Jumping the Gun
I went to a crematorium to plan my wife's funeral, but apparently she has to be dead first.
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Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
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Baby Names
Went to the doctor with Depression. People say I'm cruel for naming my daughter that, but my wife said we should name her after the state I was in when I heard the news.
Turns out she meant Georgia.
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What If
My wife asked me if I'd ever thought about what my life would be like if we hadn't met.
I told her that I hadn't. Well, I don't want to depress myself.
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