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Man Opens Car Door for Wife

When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing, either the car is new or the wife is!

Men And Cats

Q: How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?

A: They both hide when they see the vacuum cleaner.

Wife vs Job

Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?

A: After five years your job will still suck.

Light Bulb - Divorced

Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? 

A: Nobody knows, they never get to keep the house.

Fisherman's Ode

Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for many years. Suddenly a funeral procession came down the road. The one old man reeled in his line, lain down his pole, faced the street and bowed his head until the procession had passed. He then picked up his pole and started fishing again. The other fisherman was amazed and stated "I didn't know you were that religious." The other looked at him and said "Least I could do, we've been married 42 years!"