Relationship Jokes

Masturbation

Q: Why do men masturbate?
A:  Because they want to have sex with someone they love.

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Jewish Oral Sex

Q: How do a Jewish couple have oral sex?
A: They sit at opposite ends of the bed and yell screw you at one another.

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In Good Hands?

All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend - "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I am leaving you the key to her chastity belt to use should I not return from the Crusade." The company of knights were only a mile or so out of town when they noticed a cloud of dust approaching. Thinking it might be an important message from the town the column halted. A horseman approached. It was the knight's best friend. He yells; "Hey! You gave me the wrong key!"

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