Political Jokes

Restroom Wall Graffiti

You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or other public area...
The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
Women's rest room, Champaign, Ill. If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can't take a dump here - Your asshole is in Washington!
Men's rest room, Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Wash. Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, N.C. If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C. Remember, it's not "How high are you?", it's "Hi, how are you?"
The Irish Times, Washington, D.C. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge, La. No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
Men's rest room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, N.C. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, Ariz. A woman's rule of thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's rest room, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Tex. Watch out for gay limbo dancers..
Inside toilet stall door, men's rest room. Express Lane: Five beers or less.
Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, Ariz. You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in women's rest room, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA. No wonder you always go home alone..
Sign over mirror in men's rest room, Ed Debevic's,Beverly Hills, CA. What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.

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Anonymous

Lightbulb - Arkansas

Q: How many Arkansas policemen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, Clinton does all the screwing!

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Anonymous

Awesome Senior Moment

There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets on the evils of America. I politely declined to take one. An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20-ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined. The young protester put her hand on the old woman's shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice said, 'Lady, don't you care about the children of Iraq?' The old woman looked up at her and said, 'Honey, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea, and a son in Vietnam. All three died so you could have the right to stand here and bad mouth our country. If you touch me again, I'll stick this umbrella up your behind and open it.'

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Anonymous