Illinois Speeding Penalty
Q: Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois?
A: On the first offense they give you Bears tickets, and on the second offense, they make you use them.
Guys Watching Super Bowl
Q: What do you call 40 guys watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Chicago Bears
Q: Why is Chicago called the Windy City?
A: Because the Bears blow!
Tennessee Football Team
Q: Why does the University of Tennesse football team wear orange to all their Saturday games?
A: So that they can wear the same outfit to go hunting on Sunday, and to work on Monday.
Speeding in California
Q: How do you know the California State Police are seriously enforcing the Speed Limits into San Francisco?
A: For the first offense, they give you two 49ers tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.