Michigan State Fans
Q: What do you get when you have a basement full of Michigan State fans?
A: A whine cellar.
NFL Blonde Vs Brunettes
Q What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
A Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
Game Tea -Riddles
Q: What kind of tea do football players drink?
Baby Bear's New Living
One day mama bear and papa bear were getting a divorce. The judge decided that baby bear was going to live with mama bear. Baby bear started to cry. "Whats wrong?" the judge asked baby bear. "I don't want to live with mama bear, she abuses me!" said baby bear. "Then, you can live with papa bear" said the judge. Baby bear started to cry even harder the judge asked him, "What's wrong?" Baby bear replied, "I don't want to live with papa bear he abuses me even more than mama bear does." "Then who do you want to live with?" asked the judge. Baby bear replied, "I want to live with the Chicago Bears, because they don't beat anyone!"
Ghost Football -Riddles
Q: Why did the tiny ghost join the football team?
A: He heard they needed a little team spirit.