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Illinois Speeding Penalty

Q: Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois?

A: On the first offense they give you Bears tickets, and on the second offense, they make you use them.

Guys Watching Super Bowl

Q: What do you call 40 guys watching the Super Bowl?

A: The Chicago Bears

Da Bears

Q: Why is Chicago called the Windy City?

A: Because the Bears blow!

Tennessee Football Team

Q: Why does the University of Tennesse football team wear orange to all their Saturday games?

A: So that they can wear the same outfit to go hunting on Sunday, and to work on Monday.

Speeding in California

Q: How do you know the California State Police are seriously enforcing the Speed Limits into San Francisco?

A: For the first offense, they give you two 49ers tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.