Political Jokes

Democrat Emblem Change

Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of dicks and gives a sense of security while screwing others.

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Anonymous

Hope for Hillary

Q: How did Bill try to cheer up Hillary after Trump's win?
A: He reminded her that Nelson Mandela wasn't elected president until after he had served 27 years in prison.

Anonymous

Where's my Card?

Minorities have the race card, women have the gender card, homosexuals have the gay card, but what do discriminating white men have?
The Trump card.

Anonymous