Where's my Card?

Minorities have the race card, women have the gender card, homosexuals have the gay card, but what do discriminating white men have?
The Trump card.

The Eleventh Commandment

We have all heard of the ten commandments. Well recently a new eleventh commandment was made. Just for President Clinton. "Thou shalt not put thy rod in thy staff."

A Preacher's Sermon

A preacher phoned the city's newspaper. "Thank you very much," said he, "for the error you made when you announced my sermon topic for last Sunday. The topic I sent you was 'What Jesus Saw in A Publican.' You printed it as 'What Jesus Saw in a Republican' I had the biggest crowd of the year!"