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In Exchange

What do you call a prostitute who prefers the British pound as primary payment method?

A quid pro ho.

Trump Strategy

Q: How is Donald Trump going to get rid of all the illegal Mexicans?

A: Juan by Juan.

Trump Evidence

Q: What proof is there that Donald Trump is racist and sexist?

A: He beat a woman badly in his run for the presidency and threw a black family out of a white house.

Muslim Bookstore

The other day, I was walking through the mall and noticed that a new Muslim bookstore had opened. I wondered exactly what was in a Muslim bookstore so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me. I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?" The clerk said, "Fuck off!  Get out and Stay out!"

I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"

Exxon Mobil

Q: Is Exxon Mobile rstructuring their workforce because of $30 oil?

A: Yes, they had to lay off 25 Congressmen!