Q: Why are Muslims worried about Trump's immigration plans?
A: Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
Stopping the Spread
In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu, President George W. Bush has bombed the Canary Islands. Turkey is next.
Rand Paul Cravings
Q: What's Rand Paul's new favorite food?
A: Spare Ribs.
Q: What proof is there that Donald Trump is racist and sexist?
A: He beat a woman badly in his run for the presidency and threw a black family out of a white house.
The other day, I was walking through the mall and noticed that a new "Muslim Book Store" had opened. I wondered exactly what was in a Muslim bookstore so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me. I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?" The clerk said, "Fuck off! Get out and Stay out!"
I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"