The difference between the government and the Mafia?
Q: What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
A: One of them is organized.
Trump Act One
Q: What's the first thing Trump did as President?
A: Kicked a black man out of his house.
Q: How is Donald Trump going to get rid of all the illegal Mexicans?
A: Juan by Juan.
Q: What proof is there that Donald Trump is racist and sexist?
A: He beat a woman badly in his run for the presidency and threw a black family out of a white house.
Q: Is Exxon Mobile rstructuring their workforce because of $30 oil?
A: Yes, they had to lay off 25 Congressmen!