One-Liner Jokes

Blonde Lipstick Usage

I knew a blonde that was so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind!

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Submitted BY: bgifford12

Ghost Bambi

Q: What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo

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Anonymous

Sleeping Bull?

Q:  What do you call a sleeping bull?
A:  A bulldozer

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