One-Liner Jokes

Old Chatter

You know you're getting old when you tell someone you woke up with a stiffy and they think your wife died in her sleep.

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Mistaken ID

My grandfather died due to shoddy hospital care. I wouldn't have minded, but he was only in there to visit my grandma.

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Fast Start

I don't mean to boast, but I was so good at being born, they gave me a certificate for it.

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