Kim's Jokes

Nude Swim

Q: When asked why she would swim nude with paparazzi stalking her, what did Kris Jenner say?
A: Bruce took all my bikinis.

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Show your Green

Q: Why was did the Irish refuse to let John Boehner join their St. Patrick’s Day parade?
A: Because he was an Orangeman.

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Texas Alligator

Q: Why didn't the alligator eat the Texan after killing him?
A: Cause he found out he was full of Bullshit.

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Written By: kimmyalan