Shark Week - Vacation
Q: Where do Sharks go for vacation?
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.
A: Because they travel in schools.
Shark Week - January Jones
January Jones was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming around a man. The man was screaming, "Help me! Help me!" January laughed and laughed! She knew that the shark was never going to help that man!
Shark Week - Nemo
Q: What is a shark's favorite film?
A: Eating Nemo
Shark Week - Dandruff
Q: How did they know the shark attack victim had dandruff?
A: They found his head and shoulders on the beach.