Q: How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?"
A: Ten tickles
Shark Week - UK
Q: Why is shark week so popular in the UK?
A: Because most people there have never seen so many shiny white teeth.
Shark Week - Sandwich
Q: What is a shark's favorite sandwich?
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Shark Week - Drunk
Q: What do you call a drunk shark?
A: Hammered Head
Shark Week - Feels Great
Two sharks were swimming in the Caribbean. One shark said to the other, "Man this water feels great!" The other shark said, "Wow, a talking shark!"