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Shark Week - Vacation

Q: Where do Sharks go for vacation?

A: Finland

Fish

Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.

A: Because they travel in schools.

Shark Week - January Jones

January Jones was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming around a man. The man was screaming, "Help me! Help me!" January laughed and laughed! She knew that the shark was never going to help that man!

Shark Week - Nemo

Q: What is a shark's favorite film?

A: Eating Nemo

Shark Week - Dandruff

Q: How did they know the shark attack victim had dandruff?

A: They found his head and shoulders on the beach.