Kim's Jokes

Vegas Sapp

Q: Why did Warren Sapp pay more than $600 to a couple of Vegas hookers for a blow job?
A: Because sapsuckers are a rare and endangered species.

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Written By: kimmyalan

Govenor Chris Christie

Q: How can you tell that Governor Chris Christie is into bondage?
A: He likes to tie people up in traffic.

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Written By: kimmyalan

Bobby Brown

Q: Did you hear about the new product line Bobby Brown is endorsing?
A: Bathtub lifejackets.

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Written By: kimmyalan