Kim's Jokes

Bruce Jenner - Crash

Q: What did Bruce Jenner attribute to his survival of the deadly car crash?
A: His new silicone implants. 

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Written By: kimmyalan

Priest

Q: How do you get a Priest to take off his pants?
A  Dress like an alter boy.

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Enough Duff

Q: When asked why she was divorcing her hubby, NHL hockey star Mike Comrie, what did Hilary Duff say?
A: “Because he kept pucking around on me.”

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Written By: kimmyalan