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Flashlight RIP

Q: Why did the little boy bury his flashlight?

A: Because the batteries died.

Stone Sinking in Water

Teacher:  "Why does a stone sink in water when you thrown it in?"

Student:  "Because it does not know how to swim!"

Kids Take

Q: What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?'

A: Dad, dad, look what marma-laid'!

Four Kids

There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble. Poop was riding his bike and fell. Manners went to help him up. Trouble got lost. Shut Up goes to the Police Station to report it.

Officer: What's your name?

Shut Up: Shut Up.

Officer: What's your name?

Shut Up: Shut Up.

Officer: For the last time, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!

Shut Up: Shut Up!

Officer: Are you looking for Trouble?

Shut Up: Yeah, we lost him about 2 miles back.

Officer: Where's your Manners?

Shut Up: Back there pickin' up Poop.

A Fortunate Coincidence

John: "I'm glad you named me John."

Mother: "Why?"

John: "Because that's what all the kids at school call me."