Osama's Coded Message
After numerous rounds of, "We don't know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send Ted Kennedy a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Kennedy opened the letter which appeared to contain a single line of coded message, 370HSSV-0773H. Kennedy was baffled, so he e-mailed it to John Kerry. Kerry and his aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. Noone could solve it at the FBI, so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning, the FBI finally asked Marine Corps Intelligence for help. Within a few seconds the Marine Corps cabled back with this reply, "Tell Kennedy he's holding the message upside down."
Virgins In Caves
Q: What do you call a cave-dwelling virgin?
A: Never Bin Laidon
Bin Laden Cocktail
Q: Have you heard about the Osama Bin Laden celebratory cocktail?
A: It's two shots and a splash of water!
Bin Laden and Fred Flintstone
Q: What do Bin Laden and Fred Flintstone have in common?
A: They both look out of their caves and see Rubble.
Osama Bin Laden's Wives
Q: Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?
A: Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.