Jokes about Kids

High Tea with Dad

A little girl is serving her father tea while her mother is out shopping. The mother comes home and the father says, "Watch this!" The little girl goes and serves the mother tea. The mother turns to the father and says, "Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"

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Submitted BY: WhiteHawk

Homework

Q: Why did the student eat her homework?
A: Because the teacher said it would be a 'piece of cake'.

Anonymous

Ladder School

Q: Why did the boy take a ladder to school?
A: It was a high school.

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