Jokes about Families

Competition

There's an incest competition in my town this weekend.
I'm going to enter my sister.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Sister Jokes)
Anonymous

Phone Call

"Hi Mom, it's me." "Hi Sally, are you okay? I thought you were with your father at the hardware store, looking for a drill." "Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they've let me make one phone call, and that's why I'm calling you." "Oh my God, what happened?"
"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face." "What on earth . . . Why did you do that?"
"Well, it really wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black and Decker. Mom, I knocked the shit out of her!"

Categories: Telephone Jokes , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes) , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes)
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Seaweed

Yo mama so dumb, she thought seaweed was something fish smoked!

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Dumb) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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