Jokes about Families

Grandma

Girls find it creepy that I have sex in the same bed my grandma died in.
I mean, I'll move her once I've saved enough for a funeral.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes) , Gross Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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Written By: KielPhillips

Incestuous Nephew

Q: What do you call an incestuous nephew?
A: An aunt-eater.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Aunt Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Riddles
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Prostitutes

A woman and her twelve year old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the boy, "What are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied. The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money." The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true Mom?" His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers "Yes." After a few minutes the kid asks, "Mom, if those women have babies, what happens to them?" She replies, "Well, most of them become taxi drivers."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Taxi Driver Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes)
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