Yo Mama - Sherpa

Yo Mama is so fat, yo daddy needs a Sherpa to help him get on top.

His Insults Collection

A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection.

• His pointers are null / uninitialized.
• His puzzle is missing a few pieces.
• His reaction time is longer than his attention span.  
• His root file system isn't mounted.
• His seat back is not in the full upright and locked position.
• His shared libraries aren't installed.
• His signal-to-noise ratio is epsilon.
• His spark can't jump the gap.
• His spirit guide is a three-toed sloth.
• His stack's not very deep / he has an eight-byte stack.
• His string's aren't null-terminated.
• His strip is demagnetized.
• His system administrator is never in.
• His train tracks aren't quite parallel. His URL denies outside access. 

Blonde Gets Fired

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the Banana Plantation?

A: Because she threw out all the bent ones!