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Baseball Field

Q: What goes all the way around a baseball field but never moves?

A: The fence

Let Me Out

Q: You're in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have is a baseball bat. How do you get out?

A: Strike 1! Strike 2! Strike 3! You're out!

Witch Baseball

Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?

A: Their bats flew away.

Cinderella

Q: Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?

A: Because she ran away from the ball.

Baseball Players

Q: Why are baseball players so cool?

A: They always have their fans there!