Let Me Out
Q: You're in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have is a baseball bat. How do you get out?
A: Strike 1! Strike 2! Strike 3! You're out!
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
A: Their bats flew away.
Q: Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?
A: Because she ran away from the ball.
Q: Why are baseball players so cool?
A: They always have their fans there!
Second to Third
Q: Why does it take longer to run from second base to third base than it takes to run from first to second?
A: Because you have a short stop between second and third.