Q: What do you give the pedophile who has everything?
A: Another parish
Separating Men From Boys
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
A: With a crowbar.
Priest at Walmart
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?
A: He wanted to get boys pants "half" off!
Acne and Catholic Priests
Q: What is the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
A: Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12!
Q: How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw the light bulb and the other to screw the altar boy in the corner!