Hot Dates

Two blondes were discussing last-minute sexy costume ideas. Both had on little black dresses and stilettos but were looking for a creative accessory to spice up their outfits. With limited time and options, the blondes cooked some eggs and put them on hats to be "so hot you can fry an egg on us". A few hours later at the party the blondes are getting a lot of attention. A guy says to his buddies, "hey look! Eggs over easy!"

Knock Knock - Twig

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Twig!
Twig who?
Twig or tweat!

Vampire Diet

Q: What does a vampire drink while on a diet?
A: Blood Light.