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Band Family

Q: Why did the band conductor give his daughters the same name?

A: So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

Dead Head

Went to a Grateful Dead concert last night.  They played for 18 hours straight. 

It was a good song.

Saved By The Ship

Q: Limp Bizkit and Dennis Rodman are on a sinking ship. Who gets saved?

A: The music world and the NBA...

Bandstand

Q: How do you make a bandstand?

A: Take away their chairs!

Trumpeter Greetings

Q: How to trumpet players traditionally greet each other?

A: "Hi. I'm better than you."