Q: Why did the band conductor give his daughters the same name?
A: So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"
Saved By The Ship
Q: Limp Bizkit and Dennis Rodman are on a sinking ship. Who gets saved?
A: The music world and the NBA...
Q: How do you make a bandstand?
A: Take away their chairs!
Q: How to trumpet players traditionally greet each other?
A: "Hi. I'm better than you."
Went to a Grateful Dead concert last night. They played for 18 hours straight.
It was a good song.