Q: How to trumpet players traditionally greet each other?
A: "Hi. I'm better than you."
Where are We?
Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and turned around to ask Rachmaninov, "Where are we?"
Rachmaninov said, "Carnegie Hall, sir!"
Went to a Grateful Dead concert last night. They played for 18 hours straight.
It was a good song.
Reggae Bands and Virgins
Q: What do reggae bands and virgins have in common?
A: They both have hymen!
Q: Why didn't Tom Petty open his parachute?
A: Because he was Free Falling.