Q: Why didn't Tom Petty open his parachute?
A: Because he was Free Falling.
Q: Why did the band conductor give his daughters the same name?
A: So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"
Q: How do you make a bandstand?
A: Take away their chairs!
Q: How to trumpet players traditionally greet each other?
A: "Hi. I'm better than you."
Louvre in Dire Straits
Due to the flooding from the Seine River, The Louvre museum in Paris is scrambling to donate French Impressionist and Eastern European artwork to any museum that can keep them dry.
Museums that have agreed to take the artwork are very excited since they're getting Monet for nothing and Czechs for free.