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Loud Clarinet?

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A: You can almost hear them.

Alto Clarinet

Q: What's the definition of a nerd?

A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.

True Gentleman

Q: What's the definition of a gentleman?

A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

Saved By The Ship

Q: Limp Bizkit and Dennis Rodman are on a sinking ship. Who gets saved?

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Clarinet and Onion

Q: What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

A: Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces.