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Trumpeter Greetings

Q: How to trumpet players traditionally greet each other?

A: "Hi. I'm better than you."

Where are We?

Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and turned around to ask Rachmaninov, "Where are we?"

Rachmaninov said, "Carnegie Hall, sir!"

Dead Head

Went to a Grateful Dead concert last night.  They played for 18 hours straight. 

It was a good song.

Reggae Bands and Virgins

Q: What do reggae bands and virgins have in common?
A: They both have hymen!

Petty Drop

Q: Why didn't Tom Petty open his parachute?

A: Because he was Free Falling.