Q: Why did the band conductor give his daughters the same name?
A: So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"
Saved By The Ship
Q: Limp Bizkit and Dennis Rodman are on a sinking ship. Who gets saved?
A: The music world and the NBA...
Q: How do you make a bandstand?
A: Take away their chairs!
Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?
A: You can almost hear them.
Q: What's the definition of a nerd?
A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.