Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Easter Bunny

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Rabbit Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Easter Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Riddles
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Good Reason

The angry wife met her husband at the door the morning after her husbands golfing Christmas party. His breath stunk of alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," she barked, "There is a very good reason for you to come drifting in at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes (Whiskey Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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Anonymous

General At Christmas

Q: What does an army general kiss under at Christmas?
A: Missile toe

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Riddles
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