Gross Jokes

A Dirty Little Number

Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?"

A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.

Anonymous

Gross Grosser Grossest II

Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Ten babies in one mail box.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: One baby in ten mailboxes.
Q  What's grosser than that?
A: Biting into a pickle and finding a vein.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: A cheerleader doing a split and sticking to the floor.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: A girl thinking she has crabs only to find it's fruit flies because her cherry rotted.

Anonymous