Funny Thoughts

Light Bulb - Professors

Q: How many law professors does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes , Light Bulb Jokes , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Quizzical

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , School Jokes (High School Jokes)
Anonymous

Old Times' Condoms

In days of old, when knights were bold,
And condoms weren't invented,
They wrapped their socks
Around their cocks,
And babies were prevented!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes
Anonymous