Hands and Knees

Q: What do you get when you're on you hands and knees?
A: You get very dirty.

10 Thoughtful Ponderings

1. What's another word for thesaurus?
2. What would we have called the color orange if it wasn't a fruit?
3. After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
4. How can there be self-help "groups"? I
5. f white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
6. If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?
7. If someone has a mid-life crises while playing hide & seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?
8. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
9. Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
10. Is there another word for synonym? 

Definition of a Successful Date

Age - Definition of successful date
17  -"Burger King"
25  -"Free meal"
35 - "A diamond"
48 - "A bigger diamond"
66 - "Home Alone"