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Why do doctors send you behind a curtain to undress when they're going to see you naked anyway?
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Q: Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
A: He was outstanding in his field.
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Top Ten Things You Should Never Do
10) Your mom.
9) Piss in the wind.
8) Spit straight up.
7) "No, officer, we haven't been drinking..."
6) Swallow.
5) Drop the soap.
4) Eat it if it smells.
3) Get drunk at a gay bar.
2) Play leapfrog with a unicorn.
1) Use Elmers' glue for a lubricant.
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