Funny Thoughts

Cat St. Nick

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with St. Nick?
A: Santa Claws!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Deaf Kid Swearing

If a deaf child signs swear words, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Categories: Disability Jokes (Deaf Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
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Clinton Surprise

Hillary Clinton goes in for her annual gynecological exam. The doctor tells her she's pregnant. Hillary realizes this will eliminate her chance to run for president and storms out of the office to call Bill. "You got me pregnant! How could you be so careless?" After a moment of stunned silence, Bill says, "Who is this?"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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