Funny Thoughts

Mommy Horse

Q: Why was the mommy horse upset with her son the mule?
A: Because he came out half-assed.

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Furballs

My cat coughed up furballs this morning
Might seem normal to you but Furballs was my hamster

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Written By: KielPhillips

Locked Out

Locked my keys in the car outside an abortion clinic. They weren't impressed when I went in and asked if they had a coat hanger.

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Written By: KielPhillips