Funny Thoughts

Lawyer Minivan Tragedy

Q: Four lawyers drive a minivan over a cliff. What's the tragedy?
A: The minivan could've held eight lawyers.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Real Live Answering Machine

Hi, you have reached Richard. I'm sorry, but my answering machine is out of order, so the voice you are hearing is actually me.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
Anonymous

Alabama Grades

Q: Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA?
A: Because it has 4 A's and one B!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , U.S. State Jokes (Alabama Jokes)
Anonymous