Daddy, When Will I Get One?
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower. It's at that moment she spots his penis. Pointing at it she says..... "Daddy, daddy, when will I get one of those?" The dad looks at the little girl, looks out the door, looks back at the little girl and winks.... "When your mommy goes to the mall!"
Pick Up Chicks
You know you're a red neck when you go to family reunions to pick up chicks!
A redneck brings his daughter to the gynecologist for birth control pills. The doctor asks, "Is your daughter sexually active?" The redneck says, "Naw, she just lays there like her mother."
True Rednecks on Halloween?
Q: What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
A: Pump kin.
Q: What's worse than ants in your pants?