Funny Thoughts

Lawyer Minivan Tragedy

Q: Four lawyers drive a minivan over a cliff. What's the tragedy?
A: The minivan could've held eight lawyers.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Riddles
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Privacy Please

Got to respect pornstars, being able to have sex in front of a whole camera crew
I can't even masturbate if I know there is someone in the house

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips

Real Live Answering Machine

Hi, you have reached Richard. I'm sorry, but my answering machine is out of order, so the voice you are hearing is actually me.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
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