Funny Thoughts

Holiday Nuts

Think I may be getting a vasectomy for Christmas. Just overheard my girlfriend tell her mom she was taking me to see the nutcracker.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips

Beverly Hills

One day there were four people absent from class. The next day one of the boys came back to school, and the teacher asked where he was. He replied "On top of Beverly Hills." The teacher said "Okay." Then the next day, another boy came in and the teacher asked where were you? He replied "On top of Beverly Hills." The teacher said "Okay." The next day the third boy came in and the teacher asked "Where were you?" and he replied "On top of Beverly Hills". The third person came in and the teacher asked "Where were you?" Before the girl could say anything the teacher said "Let me guess, on top of Beverly Hills?" The girl said "No I am Beverly Hills."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , School Jokes , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Pregnant With A Boy

One day four boys were playing soccer in the schoolyard. They kicked the ball up in the trees and none of the boys could get it, so they go get the teacher, who was pregnant. So she goes up the tree and one boy screams. "The teacher is going to have a boy!" Several months go by, and he teacher does have a boy. The teacher calls the boy who shouted and asks, "How did you know I was going to have a boy?" The boy says, "You weren't wearing any panties and I saw its mustache."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes)
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