Funny Thoughts

Perfect Valentine Gift

Q: What is a perfect Valentine's Day gift for a woman?
A: A chocolate covered credit card.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Holiday Jokes (Valentine's Day Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Riddles
Copyright © 2015 - Kim Solem - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: kimmyalan

Questions

A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, "Does this fellow have any money ?" The daughter shook her head sadly. "Oh Daddy! You men are all alike." sighing deeply, she replied, "That's exactly what he asked me about you."

Categories: Money Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Families (Father-in-Law Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes)
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Ponderings Collection

- Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
- If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
- So what's the speed of dark?
- Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
- I just got skylights put in my place.  The people who live above me are furious.
- Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
- Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
- Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
- If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
- Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Disability Jokes , Disability Jokes (Mentally Challenged Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Paraplegic Jokes) , Disability Jokes (Quadriplegic Jokes) , Gross Jokes
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