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Elton John - Salad
Q: Why does Elton John only eat one type of salad?
A: He's a rocket man.
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
Donkeys Journey
Q: Who do donkeys journey to the top of the mountain to see?
A: The Wiseass.
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Wet Cigarettes
Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water?
A: A soggy butt.
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