Funny Thoughts

Green Finger

Q: What's green and smells like pork?
A: Kermit's finger

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Pig Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Frog Jokes) , Riddles
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Bunny Hop

Q: Why did the bunny hop around on one leg?
A: Because the other one was on a key chain.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Rabbit Jokes) , Riddles
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Blonde Lantern

Q: What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common?
A: Both have blank expressions and are hollow inside.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes)
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