Funny Thoughts

Knock Knock - Figs

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Anonymous

Knock Knock - Ron

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ron!
Ron who?
Ron dinnertime, give me a call!

Anonymous

Santa Bee

Q: What does the bee Santa Claus say?
A: Hum hum hum!

Anonymous