Funny Thoughts

Mail Order Bride

I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund.

Categories: Shopping Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
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Anonymous

Corporate Booty Call - Chain

I've got something you can take up the chain.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Profession Jokes
Anonymous

Help Please

I told the doctor I had to see him right away because I thought I was shrinking.
He told me he was busy and that I'd have to be a little patient.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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